I love men. I’m half man myself on my dad’s side
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She call me the unabomber the way my pipe has failed on multiple occasions
She call me the unabomber because i was a test subject for the mk ultra program
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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
My favorite banned terms on this site are “suicide prevention” and “safe sex”
Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after
Salmon male grindset
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I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am
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Throwing the emperor down a big hole is just what the empire wants. It makes the rebellion look lawless and violent. If we were to simply create a change.org petition….
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stop having casual sex with men
i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer
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